My Bauble Collection

lizalfosrise:

ubermonsta:

MY CAT IS THE CUTEST I CAN’T TAKE IT

SO CUTE

lizalfosrise:

ubermonsta:

MY CAT IS THE CUTEST I CAN’T TAKE IT

SO CUTE

ensign-frodo:

Thank goodness I saw this in time. 

ensign-frodo:

Thank goodness I saw this in time. 

sargenut:

cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

(via organisedentropy)

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

(via the-pyxis-child)

So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.

http://adventuresofcomicbookgirl.tumblr.com/post/13913540194/mary-sue-what-are-you-or-why-the-concept-of-sue-is (via twerkinshield)

WILL AUTO-REBLOG FOREVER.

(via carnivaloftherandom)

Yeah, this is why I dislike Batman.

(via nogoodpainting)

(via nogoodpainting)

awkwardcraft:

when you go to a party all dressed up and confident  

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(via potatonaught)

highenergyjewtrino:

fahad0029:

 Spaceballs 1987

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You’re welcome, friends.

(via the-pyxis-child)

rift-in-the-warp:

gowlover:

theghostsheperd:

elitebbwarrior:

red-white-and-bearded:

pikajewish:

apricots-from-nara:

zerotheduke:

whispering-tenacious:

falcnpunch:

this photoset of skeletons fucking is both horrifying and slightly arousing. im both screaming and jacking of but thats nothing new.

They’re /boning/

this is beautiful

ARE YOU FUCKIGFN KIDDING ME RIGTHT NOW?

me in 300 years

skeleton-on-the-internet

for you, m8 <3

God fucking damn it

Bahahaha, boning

Lol. I want to be a skeley. Oh wait. I already am

Make skeleton love not skeleton wars.

(Source: theawesomeadventurer, via the-pyxis-child)